3.4.06

Quirky but fucking amazing!

some three years ago in the summer

a special ingredient fusion came into being in my life

it was a hot summer day and me and my friends were about to head home from the beach
the beach we like to call Golden Baaa
other people call it Golden Bay
(we think the latter one is too gay)
((the rhyme is not intended hey!))

my maruti jeep was packed with people
of course it fits about 4
my friend Kat had bought one of those soft ice-cream-vendor ice-creams
vanilla flavour
from the tanti kiosk near the parking lot

i think i had bought a can of Pringles
hot and Spicy
or i bummed a stack full off someone
anyway

at some point in eating the pringles

i had the brilliant, and otherworldy idea to ask my friend if i could dip my chip in her ice cream
what i did next was not ask her if i could

but i took action

after my awes and cries of orgasmic proportions

the rest of the jeep had their try at this experiment

my rational understanding and analysis of this goes as follows:
t
he hot and spicy pringle
being also salty
meets in your mouth in conflict with the sweet and cold ice cream
making the opposing qualities blend nicely on your toungue
and all this convergence of taste makes your taste-buds orgasm in the most holistic of fashions

also the crunchy make-up of the chip harmonises with the soft, wet cream
making this fusion of corporate products an immense joy

next the people in that jeep bought more vanilla ice cream and more hot and spicy pringles(the ones in the black cans)


soon enough it was reported by people present on the site that female virgin angels dressed in white see-through dresses were seen soaring and singing heavenly choral odes around the jeep as the birth of this new recipe took place

+

= heaven!

4 comments:

magnumT said...

Use some fucking punctuation already.

Glen Galea said...

punctuation is for people
who cannot make sense out of the world and need directions

but since you asked

when an enter key has been hit
twice
we re talking about different shit altogether

when it has been hit once it acts like a fullstop or comma
depends on context

when i really need to use a comma i might just
might

a fullstop better not

thats about it i guess
the rest is easy

magnumT said...

No, punctuation is for people who actually want to read your blog entries without navigating through what seems like a stream of consciousness kind of jumbled nonsense.

It's a 'cute' style, but in the end it remains simply cute and annoying for that.

Glen Galea said...

and i am so self indulgent
that i expect my readers will love my writing so much
that despite its major unorthodox-presentation-flaw
they will still want to read and thus learn how to read proficiently
my style of writing

i know its pretentious
i infact
want it to be